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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trump administration, for 1st time, returns wrongly deported migrant to US - ABC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What made you stop being an addict?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

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So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

No go.

What is the future of artificial intelligence?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Regardless of your opinion about Trump, do you agree with his idea that globalism is bad for America?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

No way

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How a grad student got LHC data to play nice with quantum interference - Ars Technica

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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