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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What made you stop being an addict?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
No go.
What is the future of artificial intelligence?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
No way
Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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